As we continue our journey through the Sock Glitter Spectrum, we find ourselves at Subpage 5, where the fabric of reality is woven with an otherworldly thread count.
The committee of conundrums has convened here to tackle the age-old question: "What is the optimal amount of sparkle to apply to a sock?"
Our experts have pored over reams of research and debated the finer points of glitter application until the wee hours, but still, we find ourselves lost in a sea of sequins.
Stay tuned for further updates as the committee wrestles with this most pressing of enigmas. Or, you know, head to Subpage 7 for some desperately needed distraction.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Subpage 8, where we attempt to apply the principles of quantum physics to the problem of glitter distribution.
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