After months of deliberation, our committee has finally reached a conclusion: the optimal amount of glitter to apply to a sock is directly proportional to the square root of its elasticity.
However, this raises more questions than answers. What about the inverse relationship between glitter and stain resistance? Or the impact of fabric type on glitter retention?
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