Phase 1: The Socks Are Lost

The Sock Protocol Development Committee has convened to tackle the pressing issue of missing socks. In this initial phase, we will explore the most likely explanations for the Great Sock Conspiracy.

Some theories include:

1. The Sock Goblins: Mischievous creatures that delight in snatching away our footwear.
2. The Sock Vacuum: A mysterious force that sucks up our socks, leaving us with only memories of their soft, fuzzy goodness.
3. The Sock Portal: A wormhole that leads to alternate dimensions where socks go to party.
4. The Sock Borg: A sentient, sock-hoarding robot that seeks to control the world through an army of matching, argyle-clad minions.

Next phase: Phase 2: The Socks Are Found

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Phase 2: The Socks Are Found But Also Possessed By Aliens for an alternate, more...unsettling experience.

Related Research

For more information on the Sock Protocol, see:

• Phase 0: The Socks Are Created
• Phase 1: The Socks Are Lost (this page)
• Phase 2: The Socks Are Found
• Phase 3: The Socks Are Found In The Fridge