Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most prestigious committee in the land! The Committee of Conundrums, specifically the Sock Protocol Development Team, is proud to present our magnum opus: Sock Protocol 9000.
As lead researcher Dr. Bob Sockington will lead the team in developing this revolutionary new protocol for efficient sock management and utilization.
Our team has worked tirelessly (with the occasional break to snack on free donuts) to ensure that every sock will be accounted for, categorized, and paired in a most efficient manner.
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