Committee of Conundrums: Sock Protocol Manifesto
Article 1: The Sock-Specificity Conundrum
As a committee of esteemed conundrum-solvers, we have gathered to tackle the greatest challenge of our time: the Sock Protocol.
- Define a Sock as a self-contained unit of fabric with a toe, heel, and ankle.
- Establish a clear hierarchy for Sock pairing: matching, complementary, and utter chaos.
- Develop a standardized method for folding Socks to prevent the dreaded Sock-Squash.
Stay tuned for further articles in the Sock Protocol Manifesto, including:
- Sock Geometry - A mathematical treatment of Sock shapes and sizes.
- Sock Ergonomics - The art of Sock fit and comfort.
- Sockonomics - The economic analysis of Sock production and consumption.
Remember, the Sock Protocol is not just a set of rules, it's a way of life.