Solutions to the Sock Protocol Development Committee - Socks with Edible Glitter: Meeting Notes

Meeting Summary

Attendees: Socknado, Socky McSockface, and Professor Puddingpop.

Objective: Develop a system for imbuing socks with edible glitter to improve their aerodynamics and increase their appeal in high-speed sock-based applications.

Key Points

• Edible glitter will be sourced from certified, organic, and vegan suppliers (because, of course, we care).
• Initial trials will utilize a combination of disco and holographic glitters.
• Further research is required on how to prevent edible glitter from getting stuck to the washing machine.

Actions Items

• Socknado will design a glitter-infused sock model for initial testing.
• Socky McSockface will source glitter suppliers and negotiate bulk orders.
• Professor Puddingpop will write a paper on the aerodynamic benefits of glittery socks for publication in the Journal of Sock Dynamics.

Next Steps

Our next meeting will be held in 4 weeks, at the Sock Protocol Development Committee's underground lair. Don't forget to bring snacks!

Prototype Testing will be the focus of our next meeting.

Sock Snacks will be discussed in our breakout session.