Where the absurd meets the mundane
A comprehensive guide to navigating the bureaucratic red tape of the Sock Puppet Protocol
Step 1: Identify your sock puppet and assign it a name
Read more about Sock Puppet Naming Conventions
Step 2: Develop a backstory for your sock puppet
Learn how to craft an engaging Sock Puppet Biography
Step 3: Practice your Sock Puppet Protocol skills in a safe and controlled environment
"I was losing my mind, but the Sock Puppet Protocol saved me" - John D.
"The Sock Puppet Protocol is a game-changer. I'm now a certified Sock Puppet Master" - Jane S.