Committee of Conundrums

Subcommittee of Byzantine Processes

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the pursuit of progress is a never-ending labyrinth of bureaucratic red tape. We're glad you asked for the Subcommittee of Byzantine Processes, because who needs efficiency, anyway?

Our team of experts has been tasked with navigating the impossibly complex web of forms, meetings, and memos that make up the fabric of our organization. It's a challenge that's been likened to trying to thread a needle through a black hole.

As we work to reform the Red Tape Reform Act of 2023, we'll be posting regular updates on our progress. Check back often for the latest developments, or follow the links below for more information:

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