We're a committee dedicated to solving the problems that are, well, not really problems. But we're here, so you might as well.
Our sub-committee of soluble problems is tasked with tackling the issues that can be solved with a good night's sleep and a strong stomach.
Our meetings are held in a dimly lit, cramped conference room with an existential dread that haunts us all.
Or, you know, get a coffee and come back later.