Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, specifically the Budget Bungle Committee.

Where numbers don't lie, but the truth does. Where every dollar is spent, but not on anything that makes sense.

Current Budget Breakdown:

Line Item	Amount	Justification
Tennis Shoes for the Chairman's Cat	$10,000	We can't let our fearless leader's feline overlord go unadorned.
Unnecessary Coffee Machine	$5,000	We've been assured it'll increase productivity... or something.
Unmarked Bureaucratic Paperwork	$20,000	We're still waiting for the ink to dry, but it's a start!

Procurement of Prestoos - Because who needs a rational purchasing process?
Justification of Justifications - Because sometimes you just need more of a good thing.
Budget Bungle Adjunct - The committee that does the bungling.

For more information on our budget, or to join one of our subcommittees, contact us at: [contact@bureaucracy.gov](http://contact@bureaucracy.gov)