Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums' Procuring Prestoos Division, where we specialize in acquiring the most bewildering, the most befuddling, and the most bewilderingly befuddling items for our esteemed committee members.
Our team of expert procurement specialists (and occasional amateur philosophers) have spent years studying the art of Prestoos acquisition, and we're confident that our methods will leave you feeling lost in the abyss of Prestoos.
Our current procurement project, "Prestoos-4" has been overbudgeted, but we're working tirelessly to bring it back on track. Wish us luck, and maybe, just maybe, we'll manage to save it?
Meet the Team Prestoos FAQStay tuned for updates on our Prestoos procurement endeavors, and remember: We're not lost, we're just exploring new ways to procure Prestoos!