The Committee of Conundrums: Contrivance Consultants

We specialize in finding creative ways to make things more complicated.

Our Expertise:

We have a team of highly trained, highly paid consultants who will:

• Turn a simple "yes or no" answer into a 10-page document with 17 appendices
• Convince you that a square peg can only fit into a round hole
• Create a 50-page report that says nothing, using only 10 pages of charts and graphs

Testimonials:

"They took a simple idea and turned it into a 3-day project." - Satisfied Client

"I was lost in a sea of jargon, but they just kept throwing more jargon at me." - Another Satisfied Client

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Send us your most pressing conundrums and we'll do our best to make them even more complicated.