The Committee of Conundrums is a secret society of highly skilled puzzle solvers, dedicated to resolving the most intractable of problems. Our members are experts in the art of finding the most convoluted solutions to the most mundane issues.
Our fearless leader is the infamous Professor P. Puzzlement, a genius with a Ph.D. in Conundrumping from the University of Oxford.
Don't bother applying. We don't need more members. In fact, we're still trying to figure out how to get rid of the ones we have.