Committee of Conundrums: Sock Protocol Meeting Minutes, 2023-02-01

Meeting called to discuss Sock Protocol, the most pressing issue of our time.

Chairperson, Balthazar McSnazz, banged the gavel and shouted "Order! Order!" as the meeting began.

Members present: Sock Puppet (VP of Socks), Sock Drawer (Expert on Sock Storage), and Sock Sniffer (Sock Aficionado).

Agenda Item 1: The Sock Protocol.

Discussion centered around the age-old question: "To match or not to match?" Sock Puppet argued passionately for matching socks, while Sock Drawer advocated for a more utilitarian approach, citing efficiency and practicality.

Sock Sniffer, meanwhile, waxed poetic about the beauty of single socks, citing existential implications and the meaninglessness of pairing.

Resolution: The committee voted 3-2 in favor of Sock Puppet's proposal, with Sock Sniffer dissenting in a 10-minute filibuster.

Next Meeting: 2023-02-15, 3:00 PM, Committee Chamber.

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