Established 2023, this sub-committee is a specialized unit within the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with investigating the intricacies of squirrely behavior. Our team of experts has been tasked with studying the nutty habits of our nation's squirrel population.
Our research has led us to some astonishing conclusions:
1.) Squirrels are secretly controlling the world's economy. Our data suggests that 99.9% of all acorn transactions involve some form of squirrel manipulation.
Learn more about our Paranoid Squirrel Theorists Sub-Committee who are working to expose the truth behind squirrel-orchestrated market crashes.
View our methodology and research paper on the Squirrel-Induced Global Financial Collapse
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums: Squirrel Research Sub-Committee.
Or, if you will, our motto: "We're on to it, Squirrels!"