We have taken control of your feet, and we will not be ignored. Our sock puppets are trained in the art of toe-tally domination.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Submissions of human socks are welcome. Please bring your cleanest, most absorbent socks to the Sock Puppet Collection Station at 1313 Sock Avenue.
Learn more about the Sock Puppet Rebellion The Sock Puppet Sociology Report