Steve the Credulous is at it again, ignoring the overwhelming evidence against the existence of the Mower Lobby and instead choosing to believe that they are, in fact, a benevolent organization that only seeks to improve the world through their mysterious and unverifiable claims of "efficiency" and "sustainability".
"I'm telling you, I've seen the Mower Lobby in action, and they're the real deal!" Steve the Credulous exclaimed, his eyes shining with an unwavering conviction.