"I'm telling you, the lawn is a portal to another dimension, and the mower is a gateway to the unknown. We're just scratching the surface of the cosmos here, folks!"
See Steve the Skeptical's response"You can't be serious. A lawn is just a lawn. It's not a portal, it's not a gateway, it's just a patch of grass that needs to be mowed. Get real, Steve the Credulous."
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