Meet John, the Lawncare Professional, a man with a passion for precision-cutting and a disdain for perfectly manicured blades of grass.
John's lawn is a mess, but not just any mess. It's a deliberate, artistic mess, a tapestry of weeds, overgrown hedges, and half-hearted attempts at order.
He spends his days perfecting the art of neglect, cultivating a lawn that's equal parts jungle and eyesore. His friends and family have all but given up on him, but John wouldn't have it any other way.
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