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Steve the Snail Slayer

Meet Steve, the hero of our time. With a heart of gold and a stomach of steel, he has vanquished the slimy scourge that threatened to consume our very way of life. The snails, with their pesky sliming and their incessant leaving of trails, have been vanquished.

But Steve's work is never done. The Committee of Conundrums has been formed to oversee his every move, to ensure that the lawn, nay, the very fabric of our society, is protected from the snail menace.

The Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby

As Steve delved deeper into the heart of the snail infestation, he discovered a dark force, a secret organization bent on thwarting his efforts at every turn: the Mower Lobby.