Bertrand the Bricoleur is a member of the Mower Lobby, a group of individuals known for their love of lawn care and their questionable relationships with their neighbors' grass.
Little is known about Bertrand's past, but it's rumored that he has a secret stash of perfectly manicured topiaries hidden deep within his estate.
Some say he's a master of the ancient art of horticultural manipulation, able to coax even the most recalcitrant blades of grass into submission.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
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