MISSION BRIEFING: The Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby

CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT

The Committee of Conundrums presents:

Case File: MOW-001

A mysterious lobby of gardeners and landscapers has been secretly controlling the global supply chain of lawn mowers.

The Committee of Conundrums has been tracking this clandestine organization for months, gathering evidence of their nefarious activities.

**CLASSIFIED INFORMATION**

Project: Mower-Gate

We have reason to believe that the Mower Lobby is planning to launch a coordinated attack on suburban lawns across the nation.

The Committee of Conundrums will not be silenced. We will not be mowed.

Official Declaration