The Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby
In a shocking turn of events, sources close to the Committee of Conundrums have confirmed that our beloved committee has been infiltrated by an enigmatic force known only as the "Mower Lobby".
The Mower Lobby, described as a "rogue faction" by some insiders, is rumored to be a group of rogue mowers, bent on cutting down the very fabric of reality.
According to eyewitnesses, the Mower Lobby was seen operating in the vicinity of the committee's conference room, where they allegedly tampered with the air vents and replaced the coffee machine with a contraption that dispenses only ketchup.
Committee members, who wish to remain anonymous, have reported feeling "utter bewilderment" and "existential dread" in the wake of the Mower Lobby's alleged activities.