On a typical Tuesday morning, a suspicious lawn mower was spotted in the vicinity of the local park. Witnesses report it was making an unusually high-pitched whirring noise, like it was trying to get someone's attention.
A local resident reported seeing a lawn mower with an alarmingly high temperature reading. Was it a malfunction, or was something more sinister at play?
Our top suspects in the Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby include: