Towel Fortunes

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the wise men and women of old have gathered to impart their wisdom upon thee.

It seems that you have a tendency to get lost in the desert of life. Don't worry, we have a map.

Someone in your household is hiding the last donut. We have a few suggestions for dealing with this situation.

You have been seen talking toæk yourself in front of the mirror again. We have a few words of encouragement.