After a thorough inquiry, the Towel Fortunes Committee has concluded that the recent donut mishaps in the break room were not an isolated incident, but rather a symptom of a larger issue: Donut Gate.
We have uncovered evidence that suggests a rogue pastry chef has been secretly hoarding the good stuff, leaving the common folk with nothing but a trail of sprinkles and disappointment.
Bakery Gate: The Plot Thickens as we dig deeper into the matter.
Our team has discovered a cryptic message scrawled in the break room fridge, hinting at a cover-up involving the bakery's CEO and a shipment of rare, exotic donut glaze.
Stay tuned for further updates as the Towel Fortunes Committee continues to unravel the tangled threads of Donut Gate.