Committee of Conundrums: Unsolutions

Buzzword Bingo: A Game of Unproductive Jargon Committee of Conundrums Internal Tribunal: Where We Argue with Ourselves

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums: Unsolutions, where the most creative and unhelpful ideas are born. We're a group of experts who have been tasked with finding solutions to problems, but have instead become mired in a sea of overthinking.

We're proud to offer a variety of unsolutions, each one more confusing than the last. Our team of specialists includes:

The Overthinker-in-Chief: Our team leader who has been known to spend 4 hours debating the definition of "cloud computing."
The Jargon Master: Who can talk for 20 minutes about the difference between "synergy" and "synergy."
The Committee of Conundrums' resident expert on "thinking outside the box" (which we've never actually done).

Current Unsolution: Buzzword Bingo

Join us for our exciting new game of Buzzword Bingo! In this thrilling competition, we'll see who can come up with the most creative and useless buzzwords to describe our lack of progress.

Will you be the champion of buzzwords and win a year's supply of free coffee? Or will you be the runner-up and receive a participation trophy that looks suspiciously like a participation trophy?