Committee of Conundrums: Beyond the Event Horizon

What lies beyond the Event Horizon is a Void of Regret

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we specialize in finding answers where there are no questions. Our team of expert philosophers, armchair cosmologists, and mildly-informed enthusiasts are here to guide you through the infinite expanse of the unknown.

As we stand at the Event Horizon, the point where the fabric of space and time becomes hopelessly tangled, we are met with an existential crisis of epic proportions. What lies beyond? Is it the infinite expanse of nothingness, the infinite abyss of despair, or the boundless realm of utter confusion? We're not really sure.

Our founder, a self-proclaimed Philosopher-King, has a few ideas, but let's be real, he's probably lost in the void too. Still, he's got a great LinkedIn profile and a solid 401K, so we're giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Our Expertise

We're not actually experts in anything, but we're pretty sure we're on the right track. Our methods are unorthodox, our theories are unproven, and our understanding is, well, let's just say we're still trying.

But hey, that's what the Committee of Conundrums is all about: finding answers where there are no questions, and asking questions where there are no answers. It's like that old saying goes: "When in doubt, just make stuff up and hope for the best."

Our Founder's Wisdom

Our beloved founder, a sage and venerable figure, once said: "The only way to know the truth is to not know it." We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds profound, right?