Folding Socks: A Study in Futility
Today, the Committee of Dilemmas tackles the age-old question: "How can we, as a society, properly fold socks?" Our experts will delve into the nuances of folding techniques, debating the merits of the Burrito Method, the Folder's Frenzy, and the Sock Butcher's Method.
Subcommittee 1: The Sock Folding Hierarchy
Subcommittee 2: The Ethics of Sock Folding
But wait, is it right to fold socks at all? Our subcommittee will grapple with the moral implications of folding, debating whether it's a utilitarian's dream or a utilitarian's nightmare.
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