Welcome, esteemed members of the Sock Folding Ethics Committee! Today's agenda includes:
1. Debate on the ethics of folding a single sock, leaving the other lone in the washing machine.
Should We Fold It In The Middle? (10:00 AM)
2. Vote on the implementation of mandatory sock folding training for all committee members.
Sock Folding Certification (11:30 AM)
3. Discussion on the morality of folding socks into origami animals.
Socks In Space (12:15 PM)
Don't forget to bring your favorite folding board!
See you there, committee members!