We have a problem. No, not that problem. A different problem. The one with the thingamajig that's been bothering us for weeks. Months. Years.
Our esteemed members are hard at work, trying to figure out the solution. Or at least, they're pretending to be. Meanwhile, we'll just be over here, staring at the wall and wondering if it's all worth it.
Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're not really sure we care.