Welcome to the most esteemed Committee of Dilemmas. Where the world's most pressing problems are solved with a healthy dose of procrastination and confusion.
Should we put anchovies on the pizza, or should we not?
Consult John Doe, our resident anchovy expert Consult Jane Doe, our resident pizza connoisseur with a severe case of indecision Consult Mary Jane, our self-proclaimed Queen of DilemmasOther notable members of the Committee of Dilemmas:
And remember, if all else fails, just blame it on the committee.