The Analysis Advisory Committee: Where Dilemmas Come to Rest
Here's where the world's most pressing conundrums come to seek guidance. Don't worry, it's a free therapy session. We've got a panel of expert dilemmas-solvers ready to help you navigate your existential crisis.
But be warned: our solutions are always more complicated than your original problems.
Current Dilemmas:
- The Paradox of Plaid Choices (42% solved)
- The Quantum Quandry of Quantum Mechanics (17% solved)
- The Existential Enigma of Being Alive (0% solved, we're still working on it)
Don't forget to bring snacks. We're on a tight schedule.
Disclaimer: We're not actually solving your problems. You'll still be stuck in existential crisis when you leave. That's just how it is.