Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Secretary, and the rest of the committee of dilemmas (5 members, 3 of whom are actually the same person in a different chair)
- Agenda Item 1: The Great Sock Debate - Discussion continued
- Agenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
- Agenda Item 3: The Chair's Haircutting Dilemma
Decisions:
- Agreed to table The Great Sock Debate until next meeting
- Decided that the donuts must have been eaten by the janitor, who shall be given a stern talking-to
- Directed the Chair to find a new barber, preferably one who doesn't charge an exorbitant fee for their services
Adjourned.