The meeting began at 10:00 AM sharp. The Chairperson, resplendent in their "I'm-without-a-doubt" expression, called the meeting to order.
Chairperson: "Right, let's get down to business. What's the first dilemma on the agenda?"
Dilemma-Expert: "Well, Chairperson, I've got it right here: 'Should we eat the leftover pizza from last week's meeting or risk offending the Intern of Dilemmas, who insists on having a gluten-free diet?'"
Intern of Dilemmas: *whispers* "I'm not sure, but can someone explain to me why we even have pizza in the meeting room? Is that... humanely sourced?"
Chairperson: "Ha! Good question, Intern. That, of course, is a topic for the next meeting. Moving on..."
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Next Meeting: Minute 2 - The Pizza Dilemma, The Gluten-Free Dilemma, or The Unanswerable Question.