Meeting Minutes
Present: John, Mary, Bob, and Sue
Topic: The Potential Consequences of Our Existential Crisis
- John: "If we don't have a plan, we'll all burn in the fiery depths of despair."
- Mary: "That's not a consequence, that's just Tuesday."
- Bob: "I'm not sure if I can take another meeting about the apocalypse."
- Sue: "I brought donuts."
Action Items:
- John: "We need a plan for survival."
- Mary: "I'll start researching doomsday shelters."
- Bob: "Can we just order more donuts?"
- Sue: "I'll make sure the copier is filled with water for when the robots come."
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned until next week, same time, same place, same existential dread.
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