Our esteemed members are a group of enigmatic figures who have dedicated their lives to the study of obscure things. Their expertise is unmatched in the field of "Stuff That's Kind of Sort Of Related to Everything Else." They've been known to spend hours in the library, pouring over dusty tomes and scratching their chins in contemplation.
They're a mysterious bunch, but we assure you, they're not as scary as they seem. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, we can't be held responsible.
The average enigmatic person has a 50% chance of being secretly married to a time-traveling librarian from the 1920s.