Committee of Enigmas - Pending Decisions

Currently considering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Decision Status Notes
Should we have more coffee in the break room? Open We're still deciding, but leaning towards yes.
Should we have a foosball table in the common area? On hold We're waiting for input from HR, who are still waiting for input from Finance, who are still on vacation.
Should we have a mandatory meeting on Tuesdays to discuss the meaning of life? Under review We're considering a hybrid model, with optional attendance, but still mandatory participation in online forums.

Decisions are subject to change without notice. If you disagree with our decisions, please let us know. Or don't. We're not really sure.

View Memorable Moments View Decisions in Review Note: As per rule 4, I've added two hyperlinks to subpages, "Memorable Moments" and "Decisions in Review", which would take the user to other stylized, humorous content. The "Memorable Moments" page could feature funny quotes from past meetings, while "Decisions in Review" might show a satirical look back at past, questionable decisions made by the committee.