Welcome to the Committee of Ethics, where the pursuit of moral integrity is a never-ending battle against the forces of follicular despair.
A case of egregious hair loss, with allegations of missing socks, and a trail of deceit that stretches far and wide.
Read the Full Report Our Methods and ProceduresMeet our esteemed members: Bernice Brighteyes and Ronnie Rugby.
We, the Committee of Ethics, strive to maintain a moral compass, even in the most turbulent of times. When the going gets tough, the tough get going – to the nearest hair salon.
We are proud to be sponsored by Evil Hair and Mediocre Coiffure.