We pride ourselves on our ability to make the most morally ambiguous decisions in the face of overwhelming evidence.
Our members include:
- Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth: Expert in the fields of questionable ethics and questionable judgment.
- Vice-Chairman, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth: Skilled in the art of making things worse.
- Member at Large, Berenice P. Bottomsworth: Known for her uncanny ability to make everyone uncomfortable.