We, the Committee of Ethics, are a group of highly trained, expertly funded, and moderately employed individuals who exist solely to make moral judgments about things.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide a clear and unambiguous sense of right and wrong in a world that's increasingly gray and confusing.
We do this by gathering in dimly lit, windowless rooms for hours on end, sipping coffee, and staring at each other's faces until we've collectively decided what's good, bad, and tolerable.