Welcome to the Committee of Ethics, where we discuss the most pressing ethical concerns of our time. Or, you know, we just sit here and talk about ourselves.
Member: Elon Musk, Savior of the World
We meet here to discuss the finer points of ethics, like how to avoid getting sued by our lawyers. And to decide on the best ways to bribe world leaders into doing our bidding.
See our latest decision on the ethics of using an AI to write your tweets
And our decision on the ethics of charging $10,000 per hour for a consultation
And don't even get us started on the ethics of using a self-driving car to run over pedestrians
To make the world a slightly-less-worse place, oneประก
See our Mission Statement 1: We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing
And our Mission Statement 2: Because the First One Wasn't Clear Enough