We are a prestigious organization dedicated to the art of losing. Our annual tournaments bring together the world's greatest competitors in a battle of wits, strategy, and sheer, unadulterated incompetence.
Our Sponsors have generously provided us with the necessary funds to keep our tournament in the black... or at least, in the red.
Rules and Regulations are subject to change without notice. We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds important.
Our Tournament Schedule is as follows: Monday: Lose to the guy in the back. Tuesday: Win at least once. Wednesday: Repeat Tuesday. Thursday: Take a nap. Friday: Panic.