We, the Committee of Foes, shall govern all aspects of the tournament, from seeding to seeding.
Article 1: The Tournament shall be held on a Friday.
Article 2: All participants must be at least 18 years old, or have written consent from a parent or guardian.
Article 3: The Committee of Foes shall not be held responsible for any injuries sustained during the tournament, except those caused by our robotic overlords.
By participating, you agree to be bound by these rules. Don't bother trying to read the fine print, we'll just make it up as we go.
Disclaimer: The Committee of Foes is a fictional organization, and this document is for entertainment purposes only.