Subpage 4: The Committee of Oxymelons

Here at the Committee of Oxymelons, we are proud to present our findings on Subpage 5: The Dark Side of Oxymelons, where the oxymelons have turned on us and are now plotting our downfall.

But fear not, dear citizens! For on Subpage 6: The Oxymelon Uprising, we have a comprehensive guide to the best ways to defend against the impending oxymelon invasion.

And don't even get us started on Subpage 7: The Oxymelon-themed Escape Plan, where we reveal our top-secret strategies for escaping the oxymelon apocalypse.

Stay vigilant, citizens! The Committee of Oxymelons is here to keep you informed and prepared for the coming oxymelon storm.