The Committee of OXymorons

A Committee of Unwav prophets, Jumbo Shrimp, and other Oxymoronic Wonders

Where logic is but a distant memory, our members gather to discuss the finer points of saying one thing and meaning another. Join us for our monthly meetings, where we will be discussing the merits of oxymoronic oxymorons, the best ways to looping logic, and the art of slow-motion speed

Don't worry, we have no idea what we're talking about either. Join us, and together we'll make up some logic as we go along!

Next Meeting: Oxymorons Galore: A Discussion of Jumbo Shrimp and other Whoppers