Timelessness Committee of Paradoxes

The Eternal Now

We are a committee dedicated to the study of timelessness.

Our research is conducted in a temporal anomaly, where the laws of physics are bent, twisted, and generally ignored.

Meet our team of expert time-wrestlers:

Dr. Jane Doe, Chairwoman

John Smith, Temporal Physicist

Jane Smith, Time Traveler

Meet our team of paradoxical physicists who are trying to break the laws of time, one equation at a time.

The Timelessness Index

Our groundbreaking research has led to the development of the Timelessness Index, a scale that measures the degree of timelessness in any given situation.

Higher scores indicate a higher level of timelessness.

View our latest scores and see how timelessness is spreading throughout the universe.

Timeless Achievements

We are proud to announce that our research has led to several breakthroughs in the field of timelessness.

Our team has:

achieved temporal singularity in a controlled environment

and won numerous awards for our innovative approach to timelessness.