Committee of the Absurd: Socks in the Wash

As members of this esteemed committee, we have taken it upon ourselves to address the pressing issue of socks in the wash.

Our research has led us to conclude that the primary problem lies not with the socks themselves, but with the fabric softener sheets.

These pesky sheets are the true culprits behind the disappearance of our socks. We propose a new line of sock-shaped holes in the fabric softener sheets to combat this problem.