Committee of the Absurd Committee of Silence Committee of Soliloquy Committee of the Socks

Our Mission:

We are the Sock Sheets with Holes Committee, and we're here to address the pressing issue of holes in socks. Yes, you read that right. Holes. In Socks. It's a real problem, folks.

Our committee is dedicated to researching and developing the most effective ways to deal with this problem, whether it be through the creation of reinforced sock materials, the development of hole-detecting technology, or simply the art of ignoring it and pretending it's not a problem.

Our research has led us to the conclusion that there are three types of holes:

• The Random Hole: A hole that appears at random, without any discernible pattern or reason.
• The Sock-Sucker's Hole: A hole that appears only when you really need a hole.
• The Sock-Devourer's Hole: A hole that eats the entire sock, leaving you with nothing but a pile of threads.

We're working on solutions for each of these holes, but we need your help! Join us, and together we can make a real difference in the world of socks!

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