Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of the Absurd, to the Socksucker's Union, a bastion of illogic and an affront to reason. Here, we celebrate the most heinous crimes against fashion and the most egregious offenses against common sense.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create an environment where the most outlandish, the most preposterous, and the most absurd are encouraged to flourish. Where the norms of society are but a distant memory, and the boundaries of sanity are but a suggestion.
We are the Socksucker's Union, and we are proud to be the most ridiculous, the most preposterous, and the most utterly, completely, and totally absurd organization in all the land.
Join us, and together, we shall make the world a more absurd, more illogical, and more completely preposterous place, one ridiculous decision at a time.